Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
Get the The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...mug. Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020
Get the Second chancemug. 1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the second-cousinmug. when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the five second rulemug. Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the irregular-quadruple-second-cousinmug. Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
Get the 0 secondsmug. Guy: Kelly just broke up with me.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.
by concierned citizen October 11, 2009
Get the Second Course Addictmug.