Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever

Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend

by Gehehd November 07, 2018

Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Johnson Juice

Semen( nut/cum)

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"

by Kirbo_The_God January 12, 2024

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 24, 2023

Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee

Drew Johnson is a douche

by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 22, 2020

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 02, 2009

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen February 17, 2016