Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

by ft555555 March 14, 2014

BuySexual Hands

1) You will fight a boy or or girl, da gender doesn't matter

Jerome:A yo Shorty ima flex dis nigga for yo dont wory baby

Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!

Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!

by GarSpice226 February 4, 2017

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

Bum Hand

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

Pimp Hand

Keepin your hos in line

your pimpin business

how yo pimp hand? strong baby stong

by pimpa November 24, 2003