The opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently cock blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarrassing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. Holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.
Guy 1: dude, why would you tell that girl I have mommy issues???
Guy 2: Red Baron!!!
Guy 1: You're such a dick.
Guy 2: Red Baron!!!
Guy 1: You're such a dick.
by Combustalicious May 24, 2013
Get the Red Baronmug. by freaking a April 8, 2005
Get the red soxmug. while a male and female homo sapiens are having sexual intercourse, the female has her menstrual cycle on the man's penis while having intercourse
by AVManbussum April 9, 2009
Get the red toemug. by dtaps August 4, 2006
Get the red tidemug. The most kick ass baseball team in the hisory of the universe!! The 2004 team managed to come back from a 3-0 deficit against the yankees during the play offs, and swept the cards in the actual series..... first time they won in E-I-G-H-T-Y S-I-X YEARS!!!!!
by Koala Beer October 30, 2004
Get the Red Soxmug. When your boss hates your guts or envies your smarts that he requires you to go through an oppressively time-consuming sequence of procedures before you can get approval to do something, especially when you are filing for a vacation leave.
by ProblemEmployee June 18, 2008
Get the red tapemug. "Red Rocket" is a eufemism used by Zefrank1 to define an animal's erect penis, usually mammal, like a dog
Zefrank1 also uses the words "timmy" or "noodle" to define a penis, just not necessarily mammal
Zefrank1 also uses the words "timmy" or "noodle" to define a penis, just not necessarily mammal
"that 7-week-old baby kangaroo looks like a dog penis that's trying to escape! Run, little red rocket, run!"
by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018
Get the Red Rocketmug.