as quiet as mice

making little or no noise

I was with her in the room next door to her daddy's, so I told her we had to be as quiet as mice or her daddy would wake up.

by jmsilv August 8, 2006

General Sir Michael Finish

A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages

by Andy Davies June 27, 2008

Take the Mickey

To take the rise out of someone - to make fun of them. This is Cockney rhyming slang, Mickey Bliss = piss.

Leave it out, mate, don't take the Mickey.

by Wombling Free October 18, 2012

Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

Microsloth

A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft.

Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows.

by sherman August 8, 2003

Michael D. Eisner

A greddy fucking moron who is the former CEO of the Walt Disney Company.

There's a special place in hell for you Michael D. Eisner.

by I like ducks April 27, 2006

microsoft fanboy

Much like an Apple fanboy, but greater in number. Microsoft fanboys will be very quick to defend anything and everything their favorite company pushes out, even if it's straight up shit. They are obnoxious, plentiful, ignorant, and one of the many forms of cancer on the internet, much like every fanboy out there. Some may argue that Apple fanboys are the worst kind, and this may be true, but they are few and far between nowadays. What people rightfully criticized them for doing in the past, these fanboys do the exact same thing (I.E. pay $3000 for a computer that's barely worth $1500), and there are a lot of them. Microsoft fanboys hate anyone who:

Uses a Mac
Uses Linux
Rightfully criticizes Microsoft on some of their faults
Uses a gaming console
Dares to pose a different opinion

These fanboys also tend to be PC elitists, so they feel morally superior to you simply for using a Windows machine they build themselves, as if it makes them better than everyone else. They also think that computers are only there for gaming. Like Apple fanboys, don't take anything they say seriously. They are full of shit and have no idea how technology works outside the gaming world.

*friendly discussion on an online forum*
User 1: I love how simply OS X works for me. Its GUI is a lot more user friendly and more colorful.
User 2: I agree, although I feel it's too limited for me, so I prefer to use Linux. Similar design and you can do different things on it. It's more my style.
User 3 (fanboy): Both of you are fucking stupid, my $4500 new Surface Studio will blow ANYTHING you do on your shitty Mac or Linux machine for a fraction of the price, despite it being underpowered!!!! WINDOWS 10 IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!
User 1 and User 2: Fuck, it's another Microsoft fanboy. Time to take this to a PM.

by Antihater November 22, 2016