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Joe Mama

If you see then you probably are wondering who is Joe. Well my friend joe is actually a very good friend of mine that I’ve known for exactly 20 years, yea a pretty damn long time. We are actually married and we’re having kids next month! Joe is going to be a Mama!!!
Some nigga: Wanna go meet up with joe’s mom later?

Some white Christian nibba: who’s joe?
Some nigga: JOE MAMA
by 🤰 October 26, 2019
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mama UWWUUUUUUUUUU, it means YOUR MOM UWUUUUUU SO CUTE
by Eczyrna October 27, 2019
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When you get committed a joe mama you will feel the epic, never ending pain of embarrassment
Guy: “I know you cheated on me”
Girl: “what?”
Guy: “that’s fine because I’ve been cheating on you with Joe anyway”
Girl: “who’s Joe?”
Guy: “😈JOE MAMA”
by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019
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<I heard Joe made it onto the Basketball team?> <Who’s Joe?>
<JOE MAMA!!!!!!!!> <BOOM ROASTED!!!!!!!>
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.
Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.
by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019
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Yo mama

THE PHRASE "YO MAMA" is commonly used by 9 year olds to 'roast people'. If you here the phrase Yo mama so ... she ........... YOU SHOULD COMMIT DIE NOW
by Kakwkwk November 2, 2019
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