Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

He is a savage at everything and will destroy anyone who dares to challenge him at wii tennis

Luke is such a savage

by Ejsnsn June 11, 2021

luke beswick

kinda cool

luke beswick? hes kinda cool

by asdbasjdasjkdbasjhidbas December 8, 2023

Luke

An idiot

Luke is an idiot

by Idiot5005 May 7, 2019

My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him

I love my dummy boyfriend luke

by Coley222 December 11, 2023

Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019