Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

Jacob

Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.

Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*

by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021

jacob

like to shoot up schools for fun

let me shoot that shcool said jacob

by school shoter boi December 10, 2019

Jacob

an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.

Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass”

by factspiller July 26, 2019

Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 2, 2022

jacob

a guy who will not let u win in cup pong darts and anything else on i message games. he is also scared of bombs.

jacob is so cool

by paigewazny October 15, 2019