Irish Sea Foam

When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.

Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!

by Jfkgotrekt63 April 23, 2024

irish half day

A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.

"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"

someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"

by DXB09 June 19, 2025

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

Irish Cunt

What the cunt Jake Paul called Connor McGregor

Jake paul: What the fuck is up you irish cunt

by Detesogolemkur June 5, 2021

irish mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth

dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard

by constapedpooblocker February 4, 2010

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024