Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Hop on UBG

A term used by the army of drowningsome to indicate mass gay sex.

"Yo dude, you wanna hop on ubg?"

by cumshotfh July 8, 2023

ditch hop

Hiding in the ditch from cars that came by was pretty common where i was a kid.

Me and my brother ditch hopped down to Matt's

by TValerie July 4, 2021

Creek Hopping

Creek Hopping is eating out one girl's pussy and then immediately eating out another girl's pussy

Dude, I went creek hopping with Tina and her twin sister

by Matt went creek hopping May 1, 2021

ur pops has no hops

The WORST insult ever made from man, can ACTUALLY KILL GOD HIMSELF AND THE PERSON'S WHOLE FAMILY.
DO.NOT.USE

Person#1: ur mum gay
Person#2: ur dad lesbian
Person#1: ur gramp a tramp
Person#2: ur family tree lgbt
Person#1:ur uncy funky
Person#2: U know what!!!!?
Person#1: What?
Person#2: UR POPS HAS NO HOPS!!!
Person#1: *dies* *family dies* *God Himself dies*

by Inmyfeelsfrfr May 18, 2018

Hopping the Gate

When a person begins doing hard drugs without smoking weed beforehand as a gateway. Often done by people that do not realize all drugs are not the same level of bad. Considered very rare.

Man, my cuz is only 11 and I caught him Hopping the Gate with some coke last week.

by Peter_Wiggins April 12, 2011

hop on apex

code-word for docking with your friend and tying rubber bands around it while both of you simultaneously start pissing so it fills up like a water balloon.

hey, wanna hop on apex?

by Guac02 June 8, 2024