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lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex
by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011
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got his balls wet

Testing out the waters. First time doing ANYTHING...
Until he got his balls wet at the new job, he was on his best behavior.
by cdoo56 November 13, 2011
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You screwed his head

Manipulating the brain / mind of somebody in order to make him think like we do
-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.

-In a short period of time he will do it
by nicolas.stn October 2, 2011
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Lick his forty-footer

If anyone says this to you, they are referring to Jeon Jungkook’a forty-foot length cock, or anyone that’s known to have a big dick.
Bts fan 1: wow I love Jeon Jungkook!

Bts fan 2: yeah, I wanna lick his forty-footer

Bts fan 1: I think everyone does
by Ciyanabanana August 13, 2020
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Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.
Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper
by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022
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Cut his knees out

The act of humiliating someone who thinks they are high and mighty. Taken from the following occurrence: A boxer bragging and smirking at a dive bar; a midget shredding his legs below the knees with his shiv.
"That neo-Nazi cracker has not been so boastful since that little Jewish girl cut his knees out."
by Zed Numar July 27, 2021
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bye guys hi ladies

Your gonna get copyrighted-
YOU FRICKING SEARCHED UP BYE GUYS HI LADIES
by •Blueberry• March 3, 2022
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