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ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.
When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the ban hammermug.

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024
mugGet the Hammer timemug.

flynn hammered

Getting fucking raped to death by military firing squad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Anne Frank?
Person 2: Yeh, she got totally flynn hammered!!!
by TipsWasTaken September 15, 2017
mugGet the flynn hammeredmug.

Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.
T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.
by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023
mugGet the Alabama Bone Hammermug.

bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
mugGet the bag of hammersmug.

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
mugGet the Packing hammersmug.

bullish engulfing hammer

A reversal so monumental that it marked the change in the markets and society.Hammer candles represent a day so good because it started out okay then got so bad it was horrendous and then reversed so hard the it was a major positive day. A bullish engulfing candle started out below yesterdays low and the overcame all of yesterday to go higher than yesterdays high. Now both at the same time. *

* Is it just me or is the title "Higher than Yesterdays High" a good motto
The bullish engulfing hammer candle made me serious money.
by Bullish Engulfing Hammer October 30, 2023
mugGet the bullish engulfing hammermug.

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