Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.

jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much

by hannybananyjackaroniandcheese May 20, 2023

Hannah

amazing wonderful fantasic smart cool swag awesome estetik fun funny 10000000000000000000x 100000000000/1 friend so yahsssss so slayyyyyy so girlbossssssss so YAURURUUROWQEIFHQWOIEFHIQWEF B)

"hannah is so dumb hahaha"
"SHUT UR SILLY WILLY LITTLE ASS UP U SHRIMP SMURF MUTATED SHREK BABY"
"wow hannah is SO cool B)"

by notjinny. August 9, 2022

Hannah

bestest buddy besticle testicle durkioooo

DURKIOOOO-edward
DURKIOOOO- Hannah

by DURKIOOOO November 25, 2022

Hannah

Hannah. An intelligent girl who always communicates with others! Loves to go to parties and has time to spend with you. Keeps secrets when you tell her and LOVES you as a best friend!

Hannah: I’m going to host a massive party tonight!
Y/N: May I come to the party?
Hannah: Of course! Here’s the invitation!

by xTeaCupsx May 20, 2021

Hannah Mccoy

She is the most amazing person in the entire world.She tends to be beautiful md gorgeous and will always look good no matter what.She is sweet and caring and VERY supportive of everything her friends do but,she will tell you if she thinks something isn’t good for you.No matter what she can always make you smile and make your day a million times better.They are lowkey a rebel and do what they want.She is everything a guy wants in a girlfriend.And she is also everything anyone wants in a best friend.Point is that Hannah Mccoy is the best person you will ever meet and they are perfect.

Girl:Who is that?
gurl 2: Oh that’s Hannah Mccoy she is amzing and my best friend!

by Hannah Mccoy’s best friend May 6, 2018

Hannah

Hannah is the gayest person you'll ever meet. Hannah practices witchcraft and practically lives in the "bitch barn". She loves animals and wants to be a veterinarian. Hannah has the thickest fattest ass, it could blow you away. She has no titties tho. Hannah is a crazy crackhead bitch. She smokes weed and makes hippy dippy trippy art, pretty cool tbh. BE FRIENDS WITH HANNAH YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!! *Let's be friends so we can make out*🎶

Hannah is the baddest bitch
Hannah is so cool

by Stalker6969 November 14, 2021

Keaton and Hannah

Friends who are not a couple but should be. Everyone knows that they like eachother but they are both to shy to say it! If they were to get together they would be an unstoppable power couple. They would be an inspiration to their friends and be the sweetest, most honest, and chill couple you would ever meet!

Girl #1- did you see keaton and hannah got together?
Guy #1- yea I wish I had a relationship like that
Girl #2- they are so nice to me, I hope I can be like them one day

by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022