by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”
Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.
Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing
Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing
Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing
Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing
by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023
