crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014

moon grab

The act of grabbing a fat woman's arse while she waves it over your face.

Peter: Hey, i had a sick moon grab last night with my girl!

Steven: WOW, wish I was there

by Electric_Potato February 12, 2014

pound grab

The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.

I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...

by Ragin_Azian December 26, 2014

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 19, 2015

Becca grab

When the girl reaches up between the man's legs to grab his balls while he bangs her bent over from behind.

"Oh man, last night she did the becca grab and just screamed and wouldn't let go until I finished"

by Americascaptain July 26, 2014

Brownie Grab

The act of pulling your poop out of your butt with your hands when your constipated.

Omg! Joe was doing the old Brownie Grab!

by Nigga tits September 27, 2014

ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear

The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers

by jarhead September 2, 2015