Google is a place where boomers go on to look up Google.com while already being on google, after that they click on google and look up some shit bout flowers, students (like myself) like cheating on tests with google bc online school
by Nyvlexus May 3, 2021

"Did you hear when that girl got arrested for matching Hank Green with a minor through a google form on National Google Form Day"
by Google form fan December 4, 2020

I was so mad when I hear Bob was cheating on my friend with a woman named Lauren Smith that I spent an hour on a rage-Google search of her online presence.
by Summer McManness March 5, 2018

Google Maps is a web mapping platform and consumer application offered by Google. It offers satellite imagery, aerial photography, street maps, 360° interactive panoramic views of streets (Street View), real-time traffic conditions, and route planning for traveling by foot, car, bike, air (in beta) and public transportation. As of 2022, Google Maps was being used by over 1 billion people every month around the world. Google Maps began as a C++ desktop program developed by brothers Lars and Jens Rasmussen at Where 2 Technologies. In October 2004, the company was acquired by Google, which converted it into a web application. After additional acquisitions of a geospatial data visualization company and a real time traffic analyzer, Google Maps was launched in February 2005. The service's front end utilizes JavaScript, XML, and Ajax. Google Maps offers an API that allows maps to be embedded on third-party websites, and offers a locator for businesses and other organizations in numerous countries around the world. Google Map Maker allowed users to collaboratively expand and update the service's mapping worldwide but was discontinued from March 2017. However, crowdsourced contributions to Google Maps were not discontinued as the company announced those features would be transferred to the Google Local Guides program.
by Α March 7, 2022

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination
(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)
(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)
by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019
