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Cooter fruit

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit
by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018
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Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
by Stickydragon March 22, 2022
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North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 6, 2023
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Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people
by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024
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fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death
he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.
by twinkdef November 23, 2023
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Fruit Fiesta

When you insert your genitalia into a fruit for masturbation purposes.
In Call Me By Your Name Ellio had a fruit fiesta when he stuck his dick in a peach
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016
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