Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

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Farming Drinks

“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink”

Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”

Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”

by Pugnacious January 10, 2025

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Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

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The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.

The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018

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drinking age

a age that unfortunately in the united states is 21 when it should be 18. it wasn't always this. ronald reagan forced the states to raise the age to 21.

lower the drinking age

by Libertypedia May 29, 2023

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