David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.

Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.

by AwesomeDMZ May 4, 2021

David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

David Casuares

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.

Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?

by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019

David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.

My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.

by Largedwarf April 13, 2019

David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer

Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye

by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021

david arsoski

egg and papucar

david arsoski Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by david arsoski October 15, 2020