A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.
by BigWhiteCaulk February 10, 2022
The theory that the presence of a father to his children is just as, if not more critical to the development of his children than the mother, and that the Absence of a father / father figure is severely detrimental to the adult psychology of men and women, often causing them to be destructive and degenerative members of society.
"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
by DankStatsAnFax October 03, 2020
it's like ur mom gay but....ur dad.
by CoryTheSmartGuy March 29, 2019
Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
by Donkey sex in june November 23, 2017
by Granana August 15, 2018
"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".
Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
by Unotmydad69 November 17, 2015
An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.
Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad
Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band
Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS
Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band
Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS
by kroberts8 July 28, 2006