What happen to dad?

he died.

John: What happen to dad?
Bob: He died.

by your dad in a disguise. August 26, 2021

Step-mom-dad

A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.

It’s a woman, it’s a man…it’s a STEP-MOM-DAD!!

by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022

ur dad gay

it's like ur mom gay but....ur dad.

Tommy: Ur dad gay!!!
Frank: Damn....you got me there.

by CoryTheSmartGuy March 28, 2019

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 27, 2017

u not my dad

"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".

Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"

by Unotmydad69 January 22, 2016

My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.

My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019

number one dad

An eight piece ska band from Ney York. Songs include "Ballad of the Chairy Tree", "Just Kidding", and infamous covers of "Someday" by The Strokes, and "Superheroes" by The Greenertons. Their fanbase is composed mostly of TEH LADAYS.

Nick the Rick: Dude, I found this new awesome band called Number One Dad

Keenan: Dude, I know, I'm in that band

Nick The Rick: Oh ya, you must get a lot of TEH LADAYS

by kroberts8 September 10, 2008