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Canada's History

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.
by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Via Rail Canada

VIA Rail Canada is the national passenger rail service of Canada, established in January 12 1977 as a Crown Corporation to provide intercity, regional, and long-distance rail transportation. It’s sort of like Amtrak of Canada. It operates across a vast network that connects major urban centers, rural areas, and remote communities, offering a sustainable, accessible, and comfortable alternative to other modes of travel across Canada with its routes like the Canadian, Corridor, Ocean, Skeena, Hudson Bay and albiti Routes with its interesting Rolling stock like the Famous old Budd RDC diesel Multiple units, the Renaissance coaches (that was intended use for the canceled proposed Nightstar service from the UK to continental Europe) and old Budd cars from the 1950’s that was inherited from the Canadian pacific railway.
“I love Via Rail Canada, I love their interesting rolling stock like the Old Budd RDC and the 1950 passenger coaches. And the sceneric view of the Canadian
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
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The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.
"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."
by ultra June 6, 2012
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Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.
as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.
by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
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