something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes
by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019
The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
by hatlamp February 13, 2011
by ranman420 September 21, 2010
Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
by Ben and Joey November 27, 2007
Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009
When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
by Steve Radz May 19, 2008
by MangaGate February 08, 2011