Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Let's Go Brandon

A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.

Let's Go Brandon "Fuck Joe Biden." Get real! Just say Fuck Joe Biden you damn cultist!

by Antifia January 27, 2023

Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.

Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?

by MewForce January 30, 2023

Brandon

Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)

Brandon is so hot and needs sum brains rn⁉️

by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023

Brandon Boston

Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.

Brandon Boston is one of my best friends

by vhs_hoopers February 12, 2023

Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 18, 2023