A guy who just thinks he's the shit when really he is shit. Alex thinks he is better than everybody, and if you think different, "you trippin". An Alex tends to use girls. He manages to get one, gets bored, and subs them out quicker then he gets subbed out in basketball. An Alex usually has the body structure of a twig, and the facial structure of a pinto bean. Alex is as skinny as a twig, and has no problem fitting into tight places with his twig lookin' ass. On social media, Alex normally posts, "Like for a TBH" when TBH... SHHHH! You hear that? It's people not giving a fuck.
"You're such a fucking douche, you could be an Alex."
"OMG, it's so skinny, are you an Alex?"
Are you a new species of twig, or are you an Alex?"
"OMG, it's so skinny, are you an Alex?"
Are you a new species of twig, or are you an Alex?"
by CryingJordanFace April 26, 2016
A god of the musical.ly sorts. Has a big heart, and is quite savage, and you will find them to have no filter whatsoever or not have a clue what they are talking about at times. Dating these people makes you sure that you are ready for commitment.
by thegodoftherealms December 13, 2016
An extremely cool type of hardcore/dance/rave music, involving plenty of booty shaking and hand gestures.
"OMG i love this song! It's so Alex Daw"
by Georgia-Blake January 22, 2008
by w.w.a October 10, 2019
Hates compliments but deserves them. Very nice and cute and deserves the world. I mean he’s kinda short but oh well.
by CloutClown November 17, 2019
The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
by Evan Cotton September 03, 2019
small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.
Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.
by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 12, 2021