deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022

dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids

that's a real dan moment

by anonymous February 28, 2024