TARD

A TARD is a socially awkward person that suffers from FUCKNUCLE SYNDROME. (INCURABLE)

Look at that FUCKNUCLE over there, what a TARD!

by Marnstar August 31, 2015

tarded

a retarded way of saying retarded

look at that retard he says tarded

by chajad August 6, 2020

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

r-tard

A retard

Stephen is a r-tard

by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010