Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

Roronoa Zoro

Hottest man ALIVE. He's real, don't interfere with my dreams.

X: Hey, isn't that *Zoro*?

You: You mean Roronoa Zoro? The hottest swordsman alive, whom trains all day, sleeps 3 hours and then takes lots of naps, only drinks alcoholics, gets always lost and has no sense of direction, dreams to become the World's strongest swordsman, loves his swords and smells like steel? Yes, that's him. The PERFECT man of my dreams.

by Zorohotttness March 3, 2022

Roronoa Zoro

That one green haired guy from one piece who is always asleep.

1: "Roronoa Zoro is my favorite One Piece character!"
2: "But he's always asleep!"

by Jeef The Dumbass July 21, 2022

blaze a zoot

to be wid ya boyz n be puffing a fat one

yo wag wan my man wanna blaze a zoot with us behind the bike sheds

by PhaizeMayonaiseBigman6921 January 1, 2018

Zootrip

The high you get when you take animal meds.

Man, I took my dog's meds the other day instead of mine, i was on a zootrip like all day!

by Courtney and Jackie January 11, 2008

zoot and toot

Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.

John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot

by veJ eZaF March 3, 2018

crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009