Greasy Wombat

When two or more people coerce an especially dirty, stinky, hairy hobo (male or female) into having sex in which the hobo is vomited and shit on (particularly the face and genital areas) by persons who consume nothing but greasy, spicy food and then continue to fuck every orifice possible. The spicy food creates burning sensations in sensitive areas. Additionally, the hobo will eat the bodily ejections because they have no other food source.
"Was thinking about finding hobo Steve to give him a greasy wombat for his birthday. You wanna come with?"
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."
by tahonbass September 05, 2009
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slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina
We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.
by Luke L. June 19, 2006
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Wombat

An unattractive female. "Wom" may be used as an abbreviation.
"You were so drunk last night, you almost went home with a wombat."
by D_Haze April 25, 2005
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sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"
by Richardwrighteighteen April 01, 2006
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The Wombat Foundation

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.
by Billyroxmysox April 28, 2008
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Sexy Wombat

describes the ultra-smooth, ultra sexy Michael Greyeyes when he starred in the movie Stolen Women, Captured Hearts
Dang, that boy is a sexy wombat.
Oh, you sexy wombat!
by Buddy Z February 17, 2009
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Wombat Typhoon

Getting violently gang-banged by a posse of large Australian men
Oy mate! The blokes and I tossed back a few too many Fosters last night and gave Sheila a wombat typhoon!
by DanR January 02, 2008
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