by mattonfireman November 2, 2022
Get the wokemug. This is a term typically used by deluded morons who pretend as if they are actually concerned with a raging political or social issue.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.
In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
Libtard: Hey, are free today?
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!
That's the last that was heard of decent human being.
R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
by Screw libtards February 4, 2020
Get the Wokemug. Consciously aware.
Not always political. Not always following social trends.
When you’re woke you’re aware and seek knowledge in the world. Knowing your place in the universe.
Not always political. Not always following social trends.
When you’re woke you’re aware and seek knowledge in the world. Knowing your place in the universe.
by Boruto Uchiha March 9, 2019
Get the Wokemug. Being awake and actually living. Not being a sleepwalker and going thru life like a zombie. Actually chasing your dreams and living your life how you want by being enlightened and awake to opportunity. -Snow Tha Product
The founder of WOKE.
The founder of WOKE.
She is WOKE to opportunities around her.
by Woke Crystal May 24, 2017
Get the Wokemug. The political commentator Bethany Mandel defines woke as "woke is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds "
Babu: I'm going to become a minimalist from now
Raju: What a woke!
Babu: What is that?
Raju: it is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds
Raju: What a woke!
Babu: What is that?
Raju: it is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds
by metalsoap March 17, 2023
Get the wokemug. an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.
woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me
by fergus555 August 10, 2021
Get the Wokemug. Even though I had straight A's, high test scores, and academic awards, I was not part of the group du jour college admissions were looking for in 2021 and got rejected... essentially, I got woked.
by youhavetobekiddingme April 10, 2021
Get the wokedmug.