Bird

THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING ANIMAL EVER

OMG IS THAT A FUCKING BIRD :OOOOO

by Im not a human June 20, 2018

Bird

A government drone disguised as some weird animal with feathers and a beak that sit on power lines to charge.

Girl: Oh look there’s a cute little bird

Guy: Careful Sarah it’s watching every move we make and reporting it.

by Na$$0 April 25, 2019

Bird

Often called “the word”

Lois, did you or did you not know that the bird is the word?

by what is Stinky stinky stikny March 22, 2022

Bird

Air chicken

Look, an air chicken!
Thats a bird dumbass

by Ackyls March 25, 2021

Bird

A flying animal

I see a bird

by A+suck October 6, 2020

Bird

You should know what a bird is by now.

Joe: "I'm thinking of getting a pet bird."
Dan: "A bird? What's a bird?"
Joe: "...Are you serious?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Joe: "..."
Dan: "...What?"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Birds

Actually the FBI

Unsuspecting Pedestrian 1: hey don’t tell your mom but-
The Birds: *have already informed the mother*

by FantasticYeasts April 13, 2020