football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017

blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017

Prozac Weather

that depressed feeling caused by dreary, cloudy, cold, rainy weather.

"Did you enjoy the football game"?
-"It sucked".
"Why"?
- "Prozac weather".

by stormichael May 5, 2011

Weather Money

The absurd salary television broadcast meteorologists are paid.

or, a general term for a huge salary.

Did you hear that Jack got a raise?

Yeah, but he's still not making that weather money!

Ex2:
When I start make that weather money, I'm buying a new car.

by GiveMeAFullReport February 23, 2009

BOSSES WEATHER

A superstitious term used by Australian tradesmen to describe supposedly rainy weather predicted by forecast that is highly inaccurate. Favoured by trade bosses.

Tyler: Wasn't it 100% chance of rain at 10am? Not even a cloud in the sky! Now the forecast pushed the rain back to 3pm! I was keen to not do any bricklaying today...

Darren: Fuckin bosses weather mate.

by Rainomaniac December 11, 2022

to give the weather

To hit or kick someone in the balls.

I had to give the weather to some guy who was pissing me off.

by Michael McGee May 11, 2007