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to give the weather

To hit or kick someone in the balls.
I had to give the weather to some guy who was pissing me off.
by Michael McGee May 11, 2007
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shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.
Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.
by ashishi May 27, 2016
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Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.
Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."
by M1D1 August 21, 2014
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Weather Money

The absurd salary television broadcast meteorologists are paid.

or, a general term for a huge salary.
Did you hear that Jack got a raise?

Yeah, but he's still not making that weather money!

Ex2:
When I start make that weather money, I'm buying a new car.
by GiveMeAFullReport February 23, 2009
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football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.
They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.
by Papette April 19, 2017
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weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
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Prozac Weather

that depressed feeling caused by dreary, cloudy, cold, rainy weather.
"Did you enjoy the football game"?
-"It sucked".
"Why"?
- "Prozac weather".
by stormichael May 5, 2011
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