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watch porn

pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 1, 2011
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Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010
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over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.
you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.
by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010
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To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands
He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman
by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021
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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Watch Re:Slime

Telling someone to watch pure greatness
Damn i need something amazing to watch
Xavier: Watch Re:Slime bro
by ThatSlimeX November 11, 2020
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watch the space

To tell people that you are going to great things in the future
Tom: You not gonna make it the NBA

Jerry: Watch the space
by Damion Brook February 18, 2020
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