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pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.
Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!
by omega wis January 1, 2011
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Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"
by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006
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Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
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crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.
Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.
by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017
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over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.
you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.
by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010
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Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns
Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?
by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016
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Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
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