by TBARSTS May 19, 2010
A street name for Viagra.
by Kappa D June 11, 2008
A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!
girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005
by The funeral director February 27, 2019
Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.
Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.
Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.
by SirGatorFalls September 14, 2016
That Osama Bin Laden is a crazy son of a bitch. I'm gonna go over to Pakisatn and give that fucker a lead vitamin in the head.
by unitpro1 January 01, 2010
by theantiscro May 11, 2014