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non-verbal visit

Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.
Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
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you visit often

The words that appear next to the urban dictionary link when you search urban dictionary too much
UD: you visit often
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Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.
While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.
by RandomWorkRemarks March 6, 2024
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Visit from the tooth fairy

A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.
Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"

Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."
by matt000111 June 5, 2024
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3×3 visit

Especially in India, when going to take a dump in very small toilet (i.e 3*3 foot).
Where is he?
IDK, may be gone for 3×3 visit.
by Indienerd June 6, 2018
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Having a visit

When you sit in your living room with relatives and just look at each other
Grandpa:I'm going to be having a visit a visit
Me:...
Grandpa:....
by Sparp_man February 21, 2020
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Visit Drift

When a visit with a friend or relative is prolonged unnecessarily with limited benefit.
We need to avoid visit drift with your family today...I would like to get home early!
by Bored daughter-in-law August 1, 2012
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