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Vincent

Vincent is the name given to the brilliant nutters, like the most famously notable brilliant nutter Vincent Van Gogh who pretty much started the tradition . Vincent is very much like Vin (ala Vin Diesel) but bigger, longer and harder. This is particularly pertinent in France, where it means a hundred times more big, hard and long as Vin (‘cent’ being 100 in francais) although this does not always translate into large bulky muscles but may actually be defined by other measures. For example, Vinnie from ‘my cousin Vinnie’ isn’t large in stature, but is a giant in intellectually delivered bs, and in the usual tradition, with Vin-cent you can automatically assume these virtues are not only present, but magnified 100 times.
Vincent’s are quite often bald, as baldnessness is next to sexyestness, and Vincents are by rule of thumb generally 100 times more sexy than Vins.

As an additional aside, it should be noted that at around 14 inches, Vincent’s tend to be 100 times longer than Vins..
..and last 100 times longer too.
A good friend, trustworthy, diligent and morally grounded.
“Wow that was awesome. ..what a Vincent!”
“oh, just Vin? I thought you were a Vincent, I’m sorry, my mistake, goodbye”
“that guys so sexy and brilliant”, “yeah he’s a vincent”
by Archibald Snodgrass January 2, 2020
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Vincent

A Vincent is someone you cannot trust, often cheats on his boyfriend (Vincent’s are usually found under their gay form) to constantly have sexual intercourse between each other...
If a Vincent cannot get to have sex with a other one of his kind, he shall simply find a male family member of his to complete his desire...
They also are worse than Jewish people when it comes to money as they usually borrow, and never reimburse.
Dad “My son is such a Vincent”
Friend “What do you mean
Dad “Yeah, last night I woke up to pee and realized his penis was straight up my mouth”
Friend “Yeah, definitely a Vincent”
Dad “If only the gaz chambers existed...”
by DonaldTheGayFuck July 4, 2019
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Vincent

So smart and great. Probably the greatest Black Mamba. Even better than Black Panther!!
He's such a vincent! So amazing!
by The evil seatmate February 2, 2018
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Vincent

Girl:how was it last night?

Friend:horrible he had a Vincent.
by Hendrix612 July 14, 2014
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Vincent

Gayest fucking man to ever live never gets any pussy just sucks dick for money
Man I fucking hate Vincent he gay as fuck
by Dbeck199 October 27, 2017
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vincent

Often an italian who has a much smaller penis and a very very very hairy chest and prematurely ejaculates very often
Hottie 1: That guy couldent make me cum
Hottie 2: WOW what a vincent
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Vincent

A little faggot with a penis the size of a fucking atom and can't get any girls because he is gay
by Isusud February 2, 2017
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