Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011

Valentines Day

a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google

I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it

by nonya bizz February 21, 2010

Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}

Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!

by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014

Valentine's Day

Its the day not to celebrate Valentines Day, its the day to celebrate National Condom Week.

I wore a Condom on Valentine's Day to celebrate National Condom Week

by Old Mate Aaron February 13, 2023

Valentines day.

Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.

single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.

by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019

Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010