underwear jockey

a person who will only dry hump

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

underwear eaten by ass

When a bottom (homosexual) is really thirsty for some dick and his ass eats up his underwear.

When I saw that big black cock I had my underwear eaten by ass.

by bottomboy January 7, 2014

Underwear Sniffer

A man who seeks out other men (sometimes women's) underwear to sniff or bury their face in. Often found in gyms and pools, the ultimate goal of an underwear sniffer is to find unwashed underwear, so they can breath in the smell of a stranger's dick and ass.

I can't find my briefs after gym class until I came across our underwear sniffer coach taking a deep breath from them in his office.
I let him keep them.

by ATotalFaq October 23, 2022

cowboy underwear

Sunrise in front and a trail behind you! (Stained undies)

Wow! Those are some stained undies; they look like cowboy underwear.

by bearvalleydb February 25, 2015

moody underwear

When it's cold out side and a girl's underwear gives them a wedgie.

"Girl what are you doing?"
"My underwear is giving me a wedgie."
"Oh, you have moody underwear."

by madqueen23 May 6, 2015

underbreadly

When the bread is under cooked but it is undoubtedly the best bread you've eaten.

This sandwich is underbreadly and I love it!

by MacigianGoOr October 1, 2017

Undercarbed

A state which a person may enter when abstaining from the consumption of carbohydrates.
This condition is often referred to as ketosis.

I'm struggling to put together a proper sentence for this assignment - I must be undercarbed.
Oi this dude was driving on the wrong side of the road - he must've been undercarbed.

by WooJdog! June 14, 2018