Ukrainian clap

When you ejaculate onto a girls tits while yelling "puttin is cumming to drop somthing even bigger" after saying that you turn around and continue to projectile diarrhea onto her face.

"bro I just Ukrainian clapped this chick the other day, she was totally into it"

by Rekasetii August 12, 2022

ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.

I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.

by Kysanonym September 25, 2023

Ukrainian shower

when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked

bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower

by Xanessa July 22, 2020

The Ukrainian twist

When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.

“Hey honey, do you want to try the Ukrainian twist tonight?”

by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. May 1, 2022

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

The Ukrainian Shotgun

A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.

I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun

by Levilegit October 20, 2018

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022