bent twig

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

by Mainard February 4, 2007

twigs and berries

another term for marijuana stems and seeds

Me: Pick out those twigs and berries.

by Nick Cal December 23, 2006

fag twig

another way of calling someone gay, jokingly and or seriously.

(guy) dude, S-Zan is such a fag twig.
(S-Zan) so? whats wrong with that?
(guy2) wow, he was joking, but I guess you really are a fag twig!

by drewmo November 26, 2006

Twig Bitch

a basic standardized person who acts annoying af and constantly thinks they are fat when they are like a twig

When tiffany calls herself fat, she annoys me and i tell her you are a twig bitch, a basic standardized person who acts annoying af and constantly thinks they are fat when they are like a twig. please don"t go there booboo

by bootywerkin22 March 31, 2015

Twig Dick

When one has a dick as as thick as a twig or .25"

Keven's was told by Mirands that he had a twig dick

by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

Bag of twig

A bag of cannibus sativa. Coined by the workshop club.(a vicious gang straight outa hoodstock, georgia)

Hunter: Wats good mane?

Eric: Maaan we finna get a bag of twig.

by Jewseph23 May 16, 2009

Hollywood Twig

Hollywood Twigs is a term for the excessively skinny, malnourished, over exercised, super light weigh, fold up and go "model" actress in Hollywood. Turning sideways, they disappear on the screen as there is no substance to their being. The only fat thing about them is their paychecks, which they get to maintain their lack of existence in big scary world of people who might own an ounce of fat... and heaven forbid, not starve themselves for 3 days as a result.

While watching the Oscar's this year, I saw 14 Hollywood Twigs sitting in 2 front row seats.

by Raci July 24, 2007