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Triston

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Darrowmere's favorite holy paladin.

Inventor of Diet Cock?
"Did you see Triston tear up that BG?"
by Suhguud March 5, 2008
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Triston

Tall and awesome and really nice #ig:_Trippy_Glue_ #snapchat:tristonkline #big #big #long
by Royal_SiR.TTV December 15, 2018
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Triston Roberts

Triston (T-God) Roberts is an absolute unit of a man, he is the almighty himself graced back onto this planet. T-God has the power to will any hoe to his side with one drip of all of his ice and a glace in your direction they will be quaking. The lord is the most funny, handsome, tall, and omega. Anyone who doesn't bow down to him will perish.-Devin Ford
On your knees citizen it is the lord Triston Roberts, T-God -Devin Ford
by Devin Ford December 27, 2018
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Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020
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5.4 triton

An engine made by Ford Motor Company . A v8 fuck boy engine used in f1shitties and explorers. Owners generally brag about how much tOrQuE they make but blow spark plugs when they try to spin dirtyfives
Man , my f1shitty 5.4 triton makes so much torque
by 300_10_610 May 13, 2018
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trenton

The biggest, loudest, ugliest trash pile you can find, and is also a human anchor. He tends to hold the team down with his absurdity and rudeness, which is a level high enough to destroy humanity alone.
Lil bitch
Man, he's such a Trenton
by Frostie237 May 19, 2016
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Trenton

A boy who is very funny and sexy, but is superficial and cheats on his girlfriend because he knows he won't get caught. Usually wearing skinny jeans, Trentons like to have sexual relations with groupies who could possibly have STD's.
Groupie: hey Trenton I just saw your girlfriend across the street.
Trenton: aw shit girl u gotta get the fuck outta here!!!
by ms.mango September 21, 2010
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