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lamborghini tractor

The most excellent and sweet owesome tractors ever invented, it was like a hick walked into lamborghini headquarters and was like " I WANT A TRACTOR GIVE IT TO ME" and the Lamborghini executives were like "ok" and built these beasts.
"dude a lamborghini tractor just challenged me to a street race and won, i mean come on i'm in a freking porche here"
by J-HAM February 22, 2007
mugGet the lamborghini tractormug.

Tractor Pull

A homosexual display of "peacocking" in which two homosexual males with Prince Albert piercings stand face to face, attach a chain between the two piercings, and then begin pulling away from each other, putting tension on the chain until one of the men concedes victory to the other, or one of the piercings is ripped out.
"Oh my god, did you hear what happened to Patrick? He had a few too many Rose Water Rickey's last night and lost his foreskin in a late night, drunken tractor pull with Bruce.
by Nuts6288 November 27, 2013
mugGet the Tractor Pullmug.

Tractor Pull

A synonym for the act of two people engaging in a double sided dildo.
"Hey you ever see 'Requiem for a Dream?'"
"Yeah, doesn't Jennifer Connelly get the tractor pull?"
"Yep, big time tractor pull. Went ass to ass with that other chick."
by RetroRampage October 14, 2013
mugGet the Tractor Pullmug.

Wax The Tractor

Tito had to split...After lunch is his normal time to wax the tractor.
by Chux December 9, 2003
mugGet the Wax The Tractormug.

tractor boy

Tractor boy - a person, usually male, well acquainted with tractors, farm machinery and the like, who should fuck off back to the farm rather than telling me how to do my job in I.T.
Listen tractor boy, fuck off back to the farm!
by ferdsnerd April 1, 2015
mugGet the tractor boymug.

green tractor

The country man's word for "penis"
Ill take you for a ride on my big green tractor
by sexaddict! July 31, 2011
mugGet the green tractormug.

rode the tractor

When a farmers daughter has sex with a city boy to show him
how it's done in the country. Like riding a tractor it's slow and bouncy.
She rode the tractor so hard that her boobs were bouncing like crazy
by Lebronnnnnn May 7, 2016
mugGet the rode the tractormug.

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