Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!
person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine
me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
by jess<3 March 6, 2007
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one of your mates who drinks his body weight and has to be moved place to place chundering as each place is so filled with sick that he has to be moved. he is making the most rotten of messes.
by rotten zombie January 1, 2011
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visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.
visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.
local waitress to cook, as she takes a pizza out to a diner- "fuck, I hate bloody tourists"
later in the evening~
same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"
later in the evening~
same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"
by pixie-anne February 6, 2009
Get the tourist mug.A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.
by Nasty Mother Fucking Nate May 28, 2006
Get the dirty torres mug.Making special trips to visit shut-down insane asylums. Can be done in real life or in virtual life. Virtual Asylum Tourism allows a wider range of travel and prevents risk from hazards like asbestos, arrest, and collapsing stairways, but it lacks the sickening real-life terror that follows exposure to these places. A variant is collecting books featuring images of asylums, but this is not quite as bent as purchasing airplane tickets.
*Hey, sis, I need to get away from it all.
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!
*Well, let's head up to Danvers State before they bulldoze the Kirkbride and build some unique luxury condos! Asylum Tourism always cheers you up!
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