Shirt Topper

“Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”
by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023
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beef topper

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
by Thetrashman420 April 10, 2024
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angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
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angel topper

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
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nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 06, 2014
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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 02, 2025
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