Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019

Toot sleeve

Another word for butt hole

You are such a toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021

toot_langdon

another baddie moot.

toot_langdon is my baddie moot

by jimmydarlingslobsterhand July 6, 2021

toot nigger

Awfully queefy black guy i.e. a black guy that farts often.

He farted! Toot nigger! fart queef nigger black ass

by AwesomeGamer423 October 3, 2016

toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo March 28, 2009

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010