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by stacylondonlover2 March 1, 2011
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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.
Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...
by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018
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Toot the Snooder

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.
by worldanew September 5, 2013
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anal toot

Someone who snorts cocaine up their ass.
anal toot- Ahhh that was a good one, let me get another.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba
Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!
by Merissa Lingtoe June 16, 2018
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toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.
"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."
by habbie May 12, 2009
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toot sweet

"I'll be back from the restroom toot sweet so we can continue our conversation."
by beorn May 30, 2006
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