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Whiskey Militia

1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.
Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous
by Candicewh February 20, 2009
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whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.
morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?
by chemisus October 18, 2010
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seamen in whiskey

reffering it to innapropriate conversations whilst drunk
When you have seamen in whiskey after jizzing in your pants thinking about naked women in the shower
by S && J && G October 19, 2010
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whiskey diction

Innability to express oneself verbally after a heavy night of drinking.
As you can see in my powerpoint the new sales results will be uhh.. really...uh good. Sorry about this presentation everyone, I have a serious case of whiskey diction.
by Damer55 December 18, 2013
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Whiskey clam

So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh
by Toungepunch todd May 12, 2019
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whiskey lick

Marks,dents or scratches on a car or truck.
The side of that truck has a little rust and some whiskey licks on it,other than that the body is fairly good
by Neeno60 December 11, 2017
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whiskey dad

The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.
P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
by tw353 December 31, 2016
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