by Yoursisterjenny December 30, 2019
Get the Saddle sisters mug.Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
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by Saddleman January 31, 2022
Get the aunty saddle mug.The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 28, 2016
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Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.
by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014
Get the Warm Saddle mug.P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018
Get the Saddling the ass mug.Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
by Stay slow January 12, 2021
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