keep it a ticket

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.
My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.
by Clynetell June 19, 2023
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ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.
"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "
by JimTheMerchant April 03, 2020
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Jew Ticket

I false ticket (Ex. Receipt or small piece of paper) placed under a windshield to trick a law enforcement officer or ticket maid into thinking you already have a ticket.
“Can you put a Jew ticket under the windshield
by Silent NC December 31, 2020
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wolf ticket

The phrase "wolf ticket" is the result of a misunderstood African-American slang expression for the practice of verbal intimidation, "sellin' woof tickets," that was incorrectly transposed by whites. Over time, the corrupted nomenclature has become accepted terminology.

"Woofing," or "woofin'," like "signifyin'" and "talkin' trash," is part of the African-American oral tradition. The term is derived from the onomatopoeic expression of the sound of, for instance, a junkyard dog barking to ward off potential intruders.

"Sellin' woof tickets" is engaging in threatening or intimidating verbal aggression, usually without the intent of actually doing physical harm. In West African and African-American cultures, verbal sparring and physical displays traditionally were employed as proxies for physical violence to preserve life and maintain peace and order. Woofin' also can be a means of "calling someone out," of challenging an opponent to a verbal or physical match.

See also "playing the dozens."

A wolf ticket is also a counterfeit ticket or bogus entry pass to an event, like a rock concert or an athletic contest, sold by a scalper.

(My wording from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia.)
"Man, Butterball's on the corner sellin' woof tickets. Let's go watch!"
by deeceevoice September 15, 2004
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Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
by Oingo Boingo May 31, 2007
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ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"
by rhyann July 30, 2005
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golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.
Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!
by foxtrot_gumbo December 10, 2007
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